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PHUBCAT

He used to chase mice. Now he chases notifications.
Phubcat traded nine lives for one endless timeline โ€” and somehow still has no time.

TICKER $PHUBCAT โ€ข NINE LIVES. ONE SCREEN.
Phubcat holding a phone
lives remaining
9 / 9
screen time
13:09:27
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LIFE COUNTER

Nine lives.
All online.

Every scroll costs something. Tap the lives below and watch Phubcat spend them exactly the way he spends his time: badly.

INTERACTIVE / SPEND A LIFE

He had nine. The feed had other plans.

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Tip: click a paw. There is no refund. Very realistic internet experience.
ATTENTION SPAN
0.7SEC
SPECIES STATUS

Not curious.
Chronically curious.

BEHAVIOR LOG

The cat
has priorities.

No mice. No naps. No grass. Just glowing pixels, notification pings, and one increasingly questionable sleep schedule.

01 / MICE

Ignored.

Traditional cat activities have been deprioritized.

02 / NAPS

Postponed.

Sleep is temporary. The timeline refreshes forever.

03 / NOTIFICATIONS

Chased.

The only red dot he cares about lives on a screen.

> phubcat_status
species: cat
lives_initial: 9
lives_current: 9
device: always on
last_seen: online
ticker: $PHUBCAT
condition: terminally scrolling
WELCOME TO THE TIMELINE

The internet's most online cat.

Nine lives. One screen. Zero intention of logging off.

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Phubcat notification

He opened the app again.